Thursday, May 20, 2010
:D
4 people have officially read my blog. or at least have somehow landed here.
dismal, and pathetic, but still nonetheless thrilling and immensely motivating for me.
I just want to say THANKYOU and THANKYOU again for your time.
HERE are 4 lovely pictures for every one of you. may you all one day be just as or even prettier than them.
Mini update/post of amusing scraps, before the pretty insanity or or not so lyrical schizophrenia drains me. before i slip into another one of those moods again.
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A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique.
"The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keynote!" he advised. "If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every possible way, cram it down people's throats and beat them over the head with it! Above all, don't ever forget to repeat and repeat and repeat! It's the only way to get results!"
"Yes, sir!" the employee answered.
"And now, what was it you came in to see me about?" the boss asked.
The employee replied, "A Raise! A Raise! A Raise! A Raise! A Raise! A Raise! A Raise!"
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"I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say “Oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."